Below are the best reviews. Romance, coffee, football. It is all there, waiting for you. Some tell a story and some are the story. Read them aloud to someone you love. Sip a glass of wine and smile. Enjoy!

12 Inch Long Wooden Spoons – For Making Spaghetti Sauce With New Neighbors

84, Charing Cross Road – Friendship with Depth and Love

A&W Root Beer – Quenches Popcorn Thirsts on Hot Days, and Continues Carnival Romances

Alliance Brites Rubber Bands – Not For Use In Rubber Band Shooting Competitions

Aozita Espresso Cups and Saucers with Espresso Spoons – Serve Espresso to a Girl Walking By

Babette’s Feast – About Grace, Glory and Goodness

Begg-Scotland Pure Luxury Cashmere Large Scarf – Sophisticated Practicality

Bounty Quilted Napkins – When a French Pastry Kisses You, Use Bounty Quilted Napkins

Chopin Complete Edition – Chopin’s Solo Piano Reminds Me of Romance

Coffee Passion Espresso Spoons – Stirs Sugar Into Espresso With Long-Lasting Hope

Columbian CO196 Gummed Seal Business Envelope, #10 – Envelopes Bear the Weightiest of Messages – Heartbreak and Envelopes

Cuisinart Conical Hard Anodized Induction Skillet – Simply Perfect Pan

Cyrano de Bergerac – A Magnificent José Ferrer Makes This Cyrano a Classic

Dirt Devil – Nothing Says Love Like a Dirt Devil

Dixie PerfectTouch Cups – Love Left With an Empty Cup

Epica Super-Grip Non-Slip Area Rug Pad 5 x 8 – Saves Me from Unintended Pratfalls

GE Lighting Soft White 200-Watt Light Bulb – Brilliant Choice for Reading and Frightening Cockroaches

Griffin and Sabine – Delicious and Mysterious Romance

Honey Maid Fresh Stacks Graham Crackers – The Same Crackers Found in Campfire S’Mores

Jiffy Pop Butter Popcorn – Delicious Way of Making Popcorn

Kuhn Rikon Balloon Wire Whisk 6-inch – Brings Coffee to Extraordinary New Place

Lenovo Legion Y7000 Gaming Laptop – Hearty Laptop for Non-gamers Too

Mead Composition Book – A Tale of Romance and Woe, Dreams and Castles

Plink Garbage Disposer Cleaner – Restores Fresh Scent to Homes Expecting Romance

Schott Zwiesel Tritan Crystal Glass Paris Barware Collection Collins/Long Drink Cocktail Glass – Simple, Elegant, Functional Tumbler

Scotch-Brite Heavy Duty Scrub Sponges – Absorbs Wine and Protects Your Heart

Slim Fast – Sublime

Smuckers Strawberry Jam – Remember the Best Days of Childhood with Strawberry Jam

Stainless Steel Dredge Shaker With Handle – Sweetens Pastries and Long Waits for Bus Rides

Things Fall Apart – Autobiography of Champion Lego Builder, Chinua Achebe

TIMEX Easy Reader Watch – World Enough, and Time

Tweezerman Facial Hair Scissors – For Facial Hair and Unwanted Shirt Threads

Wallace Continental Bead Serving Spoon, Silver – For Football Chili and Beyond

Werther’s Original Caramel Chocolates – Another, another! Faux Gold Flowers Found in Bag of Restoration

White Diamonds By Elizabeth Taylor For Women, Eau De Toilette Spray – A Scent That Begins Romance

Wooden Coffee Stirrers – Morning Has Broken, But It Can Be Stirred Into Gladness

Ziploc Brand NFL Green Bay Packers Slider – Great for Smelly Car Trash

Ziploc Freezer Bags, Quart – Protects Filet Mignons and My Heart

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Are we down here? There’s nothing to see. Well, since you are here, “My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains.” John Keats wrote that.