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Red Metal Chair – Finds Storied Romance and Forgets Coffee Spills

Red Retro Metal Lawn Chair by LB International

What’s in a chair? A good chairs treats us well. For hours, we sit in them reading old magazine’s gossip and news, and they endure our coffee spills. Sexy? All romance.

Great Lakes Select Honey, 32-Ounce – Sweetens Toasted Bagels and Rainy Days

Great Lakes Select Honey, 32-Ounce

A date was planned on a beautiful morning. Instead, it rained. Nancy offered a meal, and warmth. Just a bagel and honey, but it was enough. A delicious, quiet romance for those with hearts of whimsy.

Brockeim Argues Humor, Romance and Monkeys

Brockeim and his agent argue about his work ethic. She finds out who really is doing his writing (invisible monkeys).

Jerks, Milk, Boxers

Just because someone is a jerk doesn't mean they are wrong. Milk takes the bitterness from coffee. Why are wallets called wallets, and boxers called boxers? Browse the Blog

Charlie Brown, Dandelions, Brats

If Charlie Brown fought Dennis the Menace, one stipulation would be no slingshots, and no tag-teaming with Football Lucy or Joey "The Mauler." Dandelions are underrated. Roses are overrated. Tulips, though, are fairly considered. If a brat eats a brat, how do you know...

Look Mom, No Hands!

The dust is settling. Broken links have been fixed. Outdated material chucked. A new design to freshen the space. Some new things, too. New reviews. Some fun new bits of nonsense are on the way. I've gotten back on the bike and am starting to ride again, so to speak....

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Are we down here? There’s nothing to see. Well, since you are here, “My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains.” John Keats wrote that.