My agent can be hard on me sometimes. She expects me to crank out funny things each day. She’s critical when I drink coffee, and she’s just as critical when I want to stop by the pub. It’s difficult. Deadlines, monkeys, coffee, and an agent who never...
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Circuses, Waiting, Saltire The word ‘circus’ has six letters, two of which are vowels. The two ‘c’s are pronounced differently. If we waited until we understood everything, it would take longer to do get things done. The Saltire, the flag of...
