Charlie Brown, Dandelions, Brats

  1. If Charlie Brown fought Dennis the Menace, one stipulation would be no slingshots, and no tag-teaming with Football Lucy or Joey “The Mauler.”
  2. Dandelions are underrated. Roses are overrated. Tulips, though, are fairly considered.
  3. If a brat eats a brat, how do you know which is which?

More bits, each is nonsense.

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