Great Lakes Select Honey "The sun had not risen, and it would not rise. This day was the kind that never sees light, and knows only rain..."
Bounty Quilted Napkins "The scent of freshly baked French pastry lilts from where it is to where I am sitting. The butter calls out to the dough, and their love folds into..."
DeLonghi EC155 Espresso Maker "Home espresso machines have usually two non-negotiable functions. One is the making of the espresso, and the other is..."
Singalong with his whimsical lambaste of Amazon reviewers in a parody Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven: Stairway to Amazon (Harriet Klausner/Lawrance Bernabo readers take note).
Enjoy my daily nonsense: Bits of Nonsense Come in Threes
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