Excellent Gift!
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Books are good food. wash them down with coffee.
In your life, and in mine, are coffee lovers and book lovers. Librarians, teachers, students, editors, writers, and that friend you always see huddled with a book on the train or in the cubicle next to yours. It might even be a pastor, priest or rabbi you want to simple say thanks to.
Priced cheap for Christmas (the mug pictured is
just $11.49!), there are tons of mugs, t-shirts, bumper stickers and more.
Read Brockeim's homage to Edgar Allan Poe's poem Raven in his parody
The Beauty (the usual lost love thing)

.
Discover
25 unusual uses for string
.
Singalong with his whimsical lambaste of Amazon reviewers in a parody Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven:
Stairway to Amazon
(Harriet Klausner/Lawrance Bernabo readers take note).
The Reviews
What does a
Dirt Devil
have to do with an evening of romance? What about a
Proctor Silex Coffee Maker (the grief!)? What romantic tragedy involves
a box of #10 envelopes?
See
Brockeim's Reviews on Amazon.com
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