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Stopping By Some Bookshelves on a Snowy Evening
(severe apologies to Robert Frost)

Robert Frost books on amazon.com

Whose shelves these are I think I know.
He is off at the bookstore though;
He will not see me stopping here
To read his books and quickly go.

My little friend must think me weird
To stop with a library near
At this home of a friend just left
This twentieth day of the year.

He questions if my brain's bereft
Asking about my conscience's theft
The only other sound's the sweep
Of flipping pages -- language heft.

The shelves are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have "To Be Reads" to keep,
And books to read before I sleep,
And books to read before I sleep.

Parody of Stairway to Heaven about Amazon reviewers
"There's a lady who writes that all romances are gold
And she gives them all five stars at Amazon
But Bernabo's there, and he just doesn't care
Because he writes far more than his fair share

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she gives them all five stars at Amazon"

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poetry and popular song parodies
Review of Slim Fast
"Smoothly poured, and smoothly swallowed, this delicate chocolate drink danced in daylight, a creamy delight, as if to tease me, please me into a heightened awareness of all that is succulent and good. And, mmm, it was and is good, this chocolate Slim Fast."

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Nov 22, 2011 09:46AM

Affing Funny, Watch Yer Bean, Do It

  1. Giraffe. Carafe. Laugh.
  2. Beans and seeds. Which are which?
  3. What if enthusiastic people actually did things? 

See Brockeim.com There is little there to see, but, still, you should.  I need the traffic, the advertising looks and product sales. Come, Christmas is coming.

Aug 22, 2011 09:11AM

I Am (not) the Greatest, Full of Hot Air, Giving You the Bird

  1. Angry Birds 5" Plush Red Bird with SoundI had a shot at greatness. I took aim, and pulled the trigger. Perfect bulls-eye. RIP, Greatness.
  2. Few things are sadder than a dying balloon.
  3. "'Scuze me while I kiss the sky... and kill some green pigs when I land." - Jimi Hendrix, noted Angry Birds aficionado.
Search Amazon.com for Angry Birds 

Jimi Hendrix Video, Purple Haze (mp3)

Jul 05, 2011 03:12PM

5:00, Hos, Lick It

    Hostess Ho-Hos 2 boxes 20 cakes
  1. The best time is the five minutes before sleeping, when dreaming while still awake.
  2. HoHos were best when wrapped in aluminum foil.
  3. Taste life.  
Hostess Ho-Hos 2 boxes 20 cakes 

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