About Brockeim
Tricycle reviewed by BrockeimBrockeim is a reviewer and positive satirist looking at the art form of reviewing. He asks what else a product can be. Ordinary household goods become agents of romance (rated G & PG), or fix daily troubles. Then, there are his non sequiturs.

Reviews can either be straight-ahead, or experiential. Just as much as we use a product for its usefulness, we also experience it. It becomes part of our story. This is where Brockeim starts.

With a colorful childhood filled with friends, and now, a modern life of leisure drinking coffee, he thinks often of those golden years in early gradeschool, when life was simple, and smiles were common.

In these reviews, you will read the tales of younger years, when Nancy first took Brockeim's eye on the playground when they first were learning to ride bikes.  

Discover the sensual enticement of Slim Fast, of Jiffy Pop and of chocolate chip cookies.

Imagine the greater uses of ordinary household products, and how they have helped Brockeim through the years get out of complicated romance problems. All are drawn from real life... slightly adjusted.

And, of course, taste with Brockeim the tales of coffee drinking through reviews of coffee brewing systems, butter keepers (really) and coffee pots. (butter keeper, coffee pot, Keurig Single-Cup System)

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I am Brockeim.

Stunningly literate, thoroughly competent, yet everything you think I'm not.

I stand in front of statues and laugh, but in their shadow, I avoid the harsh sunlight.

Reduced often to mediocrity, I wander looking for that sunlight so I can again find shade.

I am Brockeim.